White Women Should Shut The Fuck Up

So you’re a white woman. Sure, you may not be able to do some things as easily as white men and you feel like you have a harder time blah blah – ok. Guess what. You can get away with a lot of stuff men can’t. It goes both ways, and societal expectations are a bitch.

If you’re white, you’ve got a great white support system that’s pretty much unmatched. If making a stand is in your nature, I’m sure there are a bunch of other groups who would appreciate you white women advocating on their behalf – like, I don’t know, black people, or transgender native people. So until those groups feel they’d be better represented without your noise, which they inevitably will after a while, why don’t you just shut up about yourself for a minute and do some bitching on someone else’ behalf.

White women have been hogging the social justice spotlight for the past hundred years, and you’ve been very successful. You’re top-tier complainers. It’s gotten to the point where when I hear you complaining about your problems I just roll my eyes, like, “Bitch, you may be a woman, but you’re white so shut the fuck up.”

Believe me, everyone’s already got your back. You are the most loved variety of woman. Anyway, no one needs to hear about how you feel you got dealt an unfair hand when you are the only people who are both white AND can get away with playing victim. In today’s society, that makes you kings, and it’s time you step down from the throne.

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